The Physics of Pears: A Pataphysical Approach to Geometrodynamics

This work explores a pataphysical approach to the concept of space and time, inspired by Aristotelian philosophy and the insights of John Wheeler. We propose the “Physics of Pears”, a theory that conceives space as a graph and time as a measure of change, within a geometrodynamical context. The goal is to stimulate reflections on the nature of physical laws and the boundaries between physics and metaphysics.