The $L^p$-diameter of the space of contractible loops

We prove that the space of contractible simple loops of a given fixed area in any compact oriented surface has infinite diameter as a homogeneous space of the group of area-preserving diffeomorphisms endowed with the $L^p$-metric. As a special case, this resolves the $L^p$-metric analogue of the well-known question in symplectic topology regarding the space of equators on the two-sphere. Our methods involve a new class of functionals on a normed group, which are more general than quasi-morphisms.