Observation of a New Type of "Super"-Symmetry

We report the discovery of an unexpected symmetry that correlates the spin of all elementary particles (integer versus half-integer) with the geographic location of their initial discovery. We find that this correlation is apparently perfect ($R=1$), with an {\em a priori} probability of $P = 1/65536$correspondingtoaroughly$4.32 \sigma$ deviation from a random distribution.