We derive scalar effective field theories - Lagrangians, symmetries, and all
- from on-shell scattering amplitudes constructed purely from Lorentz
invariance, factorization, a fixed power counting order in derivatives, and a
fixed order at which amplitudes vanish in the soft limit. These constraints
leave free parameters in the amplitude which are the coupling constants of
well-known theories: Nambu-Goldstone bosons, Dirac-Born-Infeld scalars, and
Galileons. Moreover, soft limits imply conditions on the Noether current which
can then be inverted to derive Lagrangians for each theory. We propose a
natural classification of all scalar effective field theories according to two
numbers which encode the derivative power counting and soft behavior of the
corresponding amplitudes. In those cases where there is no consistent
amplitude, the corresponding theory does not exist.